How to get hold of Dicks!
Not sure why you want to contact us, but here it is.
If you have a complaint email to Idontcare@sendadickdicks
If you want to contact us for any other reason you can email firstname.lastname@example.org
Management structure at Send a Dick Dicks.
Richard P Ness.
CEO Send a Dick Dick’s.
2IC Send a Dick Dick’s.
CFO (Chief Financial Officer)
Warehouse Chief Dickhead.
Johnson J. Johnson:
Dick’s by mail packer and sender (General shit kicker).
“A Dick’s life is very sad. His family is nuts, his neighbour is an Arse hole, his best friend is a Pussy and his owner beats him every day”