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  • Jun

    Caroline Wilson vs Eddie Mcguire

    by Dick
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    So hears the story (I think),
    Eddie and the boys were raising money for charity by sliding into ice water.
    Eddie Mcguire offered $10,000 If Caroline Wilson would do same, some mild banter took place with some jokes about holding er under etc. At the same time she was in a studio whilst the same jokes were being made about her to her face, there was also laughter.
    Now a week later she is offended by Eddies remarks but not by her colleagues remarks…how strange.
    Somehow Eddie and his friends are being accused of supporting domestic violence and Carro is fueling the fire.
    So now Rosie Baty is getting in on the act.

    Yes Eddie is a Dick, but Caroline Wilson a commentator for a rough and tough sport played by men, (who I might add feels she is entitled to enter the mens changing room) is getting all teary about a comment said in jest. No, all of us husbands are NOT going to bash our wives and hold thier heads under water just coz Eddie Mcguire joked about it.

    It’s now at the point where no one can say anything without the risk of being accused of being a racist or a bully.
    Time we hardened up Australia, its mostly just grand standing, shame on you Rosie Baty for getting involved. And as for Caroline whats her name….no one knew who she was yesterday and now all of a sudden she’s on every news station. Just a bit of publicity for her I would say. By next week, we would of all forgotten about her again and she certainly hasn’t gained any friends from this little episode.

    So who deserves a bag of Dicks in this case??
    They both do, Eddie for just being Eddie, lets face it, he may be innocent this time but he is guaranteed to fuck up soon.
    Caroline deserves a bag of boobs and a note saying she is a bitch.

    No discounts for this one, but I will open up the comments on this post to see how much hate mail I get:)

    Go ahead, start sending dicks. (and tits).

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  • Sep

    JB Hifi Mount Ommaney

    by Dick
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    Wow, this story is going nuts.

    Some Dickhead store manager at JB Hifi Mt Ommany decided to refuse entry to James Milne a 21 year old downs syndrome sufferer.

    James was initially mistaken for another person who was barred from entering.

    It was found that he was not the person banned, but the manager of the Mt Ommaney store still decided to refuse entry.  This was despite the fact that James was with his family and was obviously not the previous offender.  Shame, shame, shame as our old friend Deryn Hinch would say.

    JB Hifi have since published an apology, but only after it was broadcast on the Queensland news stations.  If was a half hearted apology probably drafted by the office girl and signed by the CEO without even looking at it.

    They deserve a bag of Dicks more than anyone else today!!

    We hope James gets a formal apology maybe in person from the CEO of JB Hifi and a decent package such as big screen TV and PS 4 so he can play the Wiggles and Ben Ten.  Good luck to you mate.

    p.s. We dont believe the security guard is at fault, as he passed the decision on to the manager after being told James was not the offender.  I wouldnt want to be a security guard at that store for the next week though.

    Send then all Dicks.

    Dick Senda.

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