• About Dicks

    Australian Dicks & Bitches!

    Send a present to your mate or friend who has everything (or thinks they hae everything).  This is a unique gift idea that will amuse not only the recieer but all around.

    Is there anyone in your life that really annoys you.  Maybe they annoy you coz they are show offs, maybe you just broke up with them.  Maybe they are those types that go around flicking you on the back of your head (or ears) then laugh hysterically, or maybe its your best buddy who has better jokes than you. And, what about Dick pics, they deserve to be told that they are Dicks!!.

    Well whoever it is, we would like to help you get some satisfaction. Let them know they are Dicks or Bitches.

    How can we help?

    The idea behind send a Dick Dicks is simple – they are a Dick, we (you) anonymously send them a pack of Jelly Dicks with a message basically telling them “they are a Dick”.  They usually will have no idea who the sender was.

    If you don’t want to be anonymous, or would like to send an anonymous custom message then that is also a service that we can offer.  Please remember, that threats, bullying and anything that we deem inappropriate, will be sent back for correction.

    So lets get going, the biggest decision now is who are you going to send dicks to and are they going to be jelly willies or sugary Cola willies.

    Dicks by mail, send a dick

    Click on my picture. Dont get mad, get even by sending a Dick Dicks by mail